Craigslist never fails to bring the funny. A short, concise ad, but one that is completely baffling.

Must be experienced with horoscopes and sex toys?

Three years experience? What, is that to prevent the horoscope writers fresh out of school from annoying you?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1477104515422436351

I haven’t stopped laughing yet. Absolutely perfect parody of horrible Let’s Plays.

http://www.observer.com/2009/style/hipster-grifter?page=0

This is just hilarious. Hipster grifter swindles her way across the United States, ripping off Vice Magazine and other gullible folks in the process.

The best part for me? When the guy is in the coffee shop and explains to the idiot that is AWESTRUCK with Ye Olde Magick Music Programme that his daughter could use Songsmith for two reasons. The first is that I absolutely cannot wait to see what Apple is going to do with this with their ‘I’m a Mac’ commercials. You know they’re going to be doing something. The second is that I remember when people used to live in mortal fear of having their kid know more about the inner workings of their computer and it was sort of referred to in a ‘wink, wink, nudge, nudge’ sort of way. Amazing that not only is Microsoft scared as hell of Apple and their Geico-friendly computers, but they’re utterly and completely failing to address it!

I mean, fuck, this is something you would expect to see on a late night infomercial. Everything, from the production values, to the Stepford-esque mentality being exhibited by everyone is FRIGHTENING.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudity_in_combat

Found via: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Blahyi

Coming up soonish, an educational rant on Metallica. But now, I have to get back to Tobias Smollett.